Morning Rundown

It’s a Miracle… Theater! — Read how Miracle Theater, which first opened on Barracks Row in April, is channeling the energy of former tenant and vaudeville venue Meader’s Theater. [Washington City Paper]

Alleged Capitol Hill License Plate Thief Revealed to be Pentagon Official — The person who left notes on and stole license plates from a Capitol Hill nanny’s SUV reportedly turned out to be a top Pentagon official. Who knew parking wars could get so weird? [Washington Post]

Air Sex on the Air? — A television production company is looking to make a reality television show based around contestants of the celebrated “Air Sex Championships.” [DCist]

Neighbors Critical of Hine Construction Project — Neighbors say safety and traffic provisions are being ignored by a company building a new development at 8th and C streets SE. [Capitol Hill Corner]